horseavoider:

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taxidermizing:

Stroking my bush thoughtfully

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

call me moses. um. call her. um wait. call me moses the way her bush speaks to me

still-asunbeam:

clit just twitched. danger nearby

fresh2definitely:

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were–ralph:

homie got that 9/11 pussy

frankenfran:

the world’s shyest dj just worked up the courage to sniff the microphone and whimper quietly

girlballs:

girlballs:

shoutout to hedonism. get naked and eat cheese

hedonism update. you have to shoot rope too

leofwines:

Can you watch them while I go smoke?

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bizabizow:

What if two little trouble makers went out into the snow to draw a penis but they didn’t delegate beforehand who would do the balls end and who would do the head end, so they both accidently do the same one and just end up with a bone

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