tamagrouchi:

why is it considered rude to ask people to stop touching you. u know whats rudE???? fckin touching people w/o their consent. God

do boys thrash about when they cum like do their backs arch or do they stay still
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flewor:

personally i start to wiggle a bit and then levitate 5 feet off the air as brilliant light shoots from my urethra but idk thats just me

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

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google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

dewgongo:

i cant stand when you’re talking to someone and they just reply with “lol” and thats it. what am i meant to say now??? thank you for finding me funny??? i can’t do a smiley face, that looks sarcastic. you’ve ruined this conversation. u suck

2chaaaain:

this meme is too real 

okmoonkid:

+51° 45’ 8.0028”,-9° 31’ 45.3792”
glengarriff, ireland

dekutree:

keep drinking dumbasses its not like that shit is super effective on both ya but w/e do your thing you little fucks

dekutree:

keep drinking dumbasses its not like that shit is super effective on both ya but w/e do your thing you little fucks

tobiasspooky:

do you ever forget that you’re a real person

guy:

martwhim:

I saw my chance to create something beautiful.

I took it.

that is terrifying

terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

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IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now