gostbusters:

bagmilk:

if you like me and you know it clap your hands

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vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

Sorry but how is he your savior? Isn't that the guy from vine that does gun shots that sound weird?
Anonymous

adultnapped:

how dare you

cadburycreamcoolator:

L is for the Letter L

O is for the Omelette in my sheets

V is very very 

Egg

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

godheadcomplex:

hanging out w/ friends:

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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

lilac-lungs:

I am the sea and nobody owns me
I belong to myself
I am the sky and I am mine
I am mine

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause